Baton Rouge


capitol city of louisiana. home of the lsu tigers and southern university jaguars. a drinkin’ town with a football problem.
tiger stadium on gamenight against ‘bama.
kick-ss city; home of the lsu tigers and beautiful women
dude lets go to baton rouge and hit up some ladies.
people think baton rouge is full of rednecks but it really isn’t. baton is bout dat and if you dont like it den come visit so we can show you a lil southern hospitallity.baton rouge is the originators of the word “gutta” and most slang from louisiana comes from baton rouge. baton rouge stay gutta
if you are really from baton rouge you know bout lil boosie’.
a city in central louisiana.
i live in baton rouge.
the act of f-cking your girl when she’s on her period, leaving you with a red stick.
she didn’t want to put out last night but i told her “baby, i’m going to baton rouge.”
red stick, louisiana’s capital.
andy: hey, how do you pr-nounce the capital of louisiana: new or-le-ans or new or-leens?

diggity monkeez: the first one.

andy: wrong! the capital of louisiana is pr-nounced bat-on-roozh!

diggity monkeez: wha?!?!

(this joke can be used with other big, non-capital cities, like louisville (ky’s capital is frankfort), pittsburgh/philadelphia (harrisburg), st. louis (jefferson city), and albuquerque (santa fe).
a soul-sucking town full of insular would-be hipsters that relish fresh meat for their tired old rumor-mill. also, a city where pretty much everyone has f-cked everyone else. finally, a place to get the f-ck out of.
q: what do you think of baton rouge?

a: it f-cking sucks. i hate it. don’t go there, ever.

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