batter splatter
1) v.: when a male -j-c-l-t-s on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.
2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has -j-c-l-t-d and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.
1) guy 1: “dude my roomate was being a d-ck, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet.”
guy 2: “that’ll show that tool.”
2) girl: “i was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall…gross.”
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