when a girl reaches climax merely from listening to jack bauer talk.
holy sh-t! i was watching 24 last night, and his voice made my b-m vibrate so much i had multiple bauergasms!
- Scene surfer
urban chameleons. these are the kids you’ll see at a rave one night and a punk show the next. they blend in with every crowd, although are not completely accepted by all. known for being really intelligent and beautiful, although not necessarily in the mainstream sense. not hipsters. there’s like fifteen or sixteen per town. […]
the act of fornicating on the floor of a chili’s bathroom while wearing your socks. after eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a schneeberger.
the next day of school, compensating for weekends, breaks, vacations, snow days, teacher work days, meteor days, and the like. “oh sh-t, that paper’s due tomorrow!” “hahaha, there’s no school tomorrow, f-g. tomorrow’s sat-rday!” “err.. uh.. i said schoolmorrow. yep. schoolmorrow.” “what’s that?” “hahaha, you don’t know what schoolmorrow is? f-g.”
- Bavarian Big One
something that completely sucks. getting really screwed over by a friend that you were depending on “that bites the bavarian big one.” my pap use to always say when he had to do something that he did not want to, or if my grandma would ask him something, “that really bites the bavarian big one. […]
1. completely lost. 2. in an unknown place. (mutation of ‘hakawee’ indian tribe from “f-troop” tv show, which got its name from joke in which lost indians greet white soldiers and seem to say “we’re the hakawee” but actually are saying “where the heck are we?”) 1. “may as well take a break. lt is […]