the act of fornicating on the floor of a chili’s bathroom while wearing your socks.
after eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a schneeberger.
the next day of school, compensating for weekends, breaks, vacations, snow days, teacher work days, meteor days, and the like. “oh sh-t, that paper’s due tomorrow!” “hahaha, there’s no school tomorrow, f-g. tomorrow’s sat-rday!” “err.. uh.. i said schoolmorrow. yep. schoolmorrow.” “what’s that?” “hahaha, you don’t know what schoolmorrow is? f-g.”
- Bavarian Big One
something that completely sucks. getting really screwed over by a friend that you were depending on “that bites the bavarian big one.” my pap use to always say when he had to do something that he did not want to, or if my grandma would ask him something, “that really bites the bavarian big one. […]
1. completely lost. 2. in an unknown place. (mutation of ‘hakawee’ indian tribe from “f-troop” tv show, which got its name from joke in which lost indians greet white soldiers and seem to say “we’re the hakawee” but actually are saying “where the heck are we?”) 1. “may as well take a break. lt is […]
- full housepick
dreaming or living in the luxury mansion of your choice imaginary or supernatural i see you got the full housepick
1. (proper noun) cute, lovable actor. ross on the long-running tv series “friends”. 2. (verb) a s-xual fetish; a man’s desire to shoot his s-m-n across flowers and potted plants. you know gary? yeah? that sick f-ck schwimmered his prom date. it took lisa three trips to the cleaners to get all the s-m-n out […]