bavarian creamsickle
a s-xual act where the guy sucks the girls t-ts for milk. then he rubs the milk all over his d-ck. the girl proceeds to give the guy a bl-wj-b.
daniel: i heard that jared got a bavarian creamsickle last night at the party.
duncan: lucky son of a b-tch!!
an act in which a man j-zzes and puts it into a blender. he then adds ice and blends them into a frozen treat. once blended the guy dips his d-ck into the mix and recieves a bl-wj-b from his partner.
christina: gill let me enjoy a bavarian creamsickle last night it was delicious!
gill: man, christina sucked on my bavarian creamsickle as if it was the best popsicle she has ever had.
j ham: d-mn i wish i could get blown.
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