when having s-x with a women without a condom, before you pull out she holds you in and yells be my babys daddy!
ex: frank:im gonna come, im pullin out
melinda: h-ll no, be my babys daddy!!
- bendy c*ck
pleasure machine jason pleasured maria so much that she swears she will never take on the bendy c-ck again.
an attempt to cover a screw up so bad that it will cost you everything, then lie, get caught, & continue to lie to try & cover the lies. tim got so drunk he took his old man’s car, hit a tree, totaled it, then took off. when the cops showed up at the house […]
£10 worth of weed. (around 2.3 to 2.4 grams) i picked up a decent benze the other day off some random bredda down the road
to not only destroy something catastrophically, but everything in it’s path aswell. yeah, my gearbox got benzored, when it blew up, not only did pieces of gearbox end up inside the car… pieces of interior ended up on the outside, the trans tunnel is now double the size….and there’s half my gearbox on the f3.. […]
- berkeley springs
a sh-t hole town where you can only do drugs or sports. nothing goes on in berkeley springs and everyone seems to know everything “hey want to go to berkeley springs today?” “i’d rather lick your -sshole” a sh-tty place that has nothing fun to do in it. man that town was a berkeley springs […]