Beantown Belly Bongos
conceived in boston, a beantown belly bongo consists of a man using his p-n-s as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. the girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a beantown belly bongo.
tonight’s gonna be a good night; beers, b-tches, beantown belly bongos.
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