Bear Shark
a combination of the two mightiest creatures in the animal kingdom, creating a super animal that rivals the power of the united states military.
don’t f-ck with the bear shark!
on august 15, 1807 jeremiah debussy discover the “bear shark” in the arctic ocean. the “bear shark” has head of an american black bear. has the body of a whale shark. for extremities it has 4 bear like legs with the back having a frog like motif. the paws are of a bear and webbed. it is an amphibious mammal. the scientific term for this animal is “ursus typus”
the bearshark stands 7.5 feet tall. weights nearly half a ton. is gray and brown in color. encounters have caused several arctic explorations to come to a bl–dy end due to vast destruction of personnel and pack animals.
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