Bearded Tuna
n. a woman’s vag.
also known as a f-nny, quim, gash, fl-ng-, gwatch, tw-t, c-nt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard’s sleeve, badly filled kebab.
john turned to sharon with a glint of p-ssion in his eye. she quivered as he leant towards her and whispered “i can’t wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna”
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