bearkatt
a large, fat, hairy, t-rex like short armed, fat jimmy dean sausage fingered, man-like teenage creature. lives off ranch dressing, wears capri sweatpants, mismatched socks, wears a dirty stained jersery, and bathes up to 2 times per week.
oh my god that is one quart of ranch on your burger, you are fat bearkatt.
“dibs on the ranch.” (bearkatt)
stop pouring gravy up your nose bearkatt.
a kewl animal that can transform into a bear or a katt also is a beast at sports and getting all the ladys
man bearkatt steals all the ladys from me
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