beastly deacon

the beastly deacon is a move that is to be used in ones bedroom. when a female companion (this is to be done by a male) is asleep in the morning, the male brings himself to the point of -j-c-l-t–n before inserting (with force if necessary) the p-n-s into the females mouth. once the p-n-s has been inserted, -j-c-l-t–n should commence with the phrase “beastly deacon!” to be screamed in conjunction. please be advised that the default reaction of the female is to clench the the jaw muscles.
dude, i totally slipped that broad the beastly deacon this morning, she was like…. woah!

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