beat buddies
ok. so you’ve heard of f-ck buddies right? just friends who do each other from time to time
ok, so hear me out, i got a sweet idea for all those religious chicks
see i was pondering this while playing wow with c dav earlier, and remembered a girl telling me she wanted to save herself for marriage. so i thought, what about beat buddies?
see, just a guy and girl friend who ‘bate to each other. that way, it breaks no virginal code, cause there’s no penetration
guy a: hey man, alexandra wants to save herself for marriage.. now we can’t be f-ck buddies.
guy b: well dude, you can still have fun and save her virginity too: just become beat buddies
guy c: that’s right, if you play it out right, you could become all-tim ‘bate dates
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