beating off
same as jacking off, but in addition: any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. see also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature
bill, the tachometer in you gto is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 rpm)
see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking
i love to beat off in wierd places
when you’re doing something musically and accidental get off beat.
tim: “-1-2, 1-2, 1–2-”
jon: “wow tim, you’re really beating off!”
when a girl puts a trashcan between her legs and rubs on it
she’s beating off and laughing about it!!
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