Beato
beato (bee-toe), noun/verb greek/latin ; the tradition of (mainly) adolescent dry-humping of one’s mattress, sleeping bag, bedroll, stuffed animal, or in some particularly desperate cases, carpeted or even wooden floors, in the attempt of achieving physical/emotional/psycho-s-xual pleasure or fulfillment, usually resulting in mild-to-moderate w-ng-chafing, -j-c-l-t–n, or both.
beato derives from the greek ‘beata’, loose translation of which, according to many historians, being ‘go f-ck a tree’, or latin, ‘for gods sake
wd-40 those bedsprings’
when i asked joe what he did last night, he answered, “not much. just another beato marathon then went to sleep”.
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