beauty and the beads
when the hot sl-t you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with -n-l beads, slobs your kn-b and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.
how was that hoe you sh-gged last night! beauty and the beads braaaaaaaahhhh. i think she may have torn me an -n-l fissure with that yank.
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