beaver buddy
a beaver buddy is a person a woman chooses to allow to perform c-nn-l-ng-s on them.
i gotta go home and take a shower now. i have an appointment with my beaver buddy in an hour and i have a bad case of gig b-tt.
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when a woman lies in her back hips in the air and legs spread. their partner takes a tennis racket and hits the v-g-n- resulting in a waffle pattern. “yo matt joni let me give her an indian waffle maker” “justin i just had the craziest indian waffle maker with lori.”
- four legged
descriptor used to discuss the colossal nature of a female behind. literally meaning, the booty is so big, those pants must have another pair of legs in them. d-mn, shawty is four legged. have you seen her instagram?
- Slimey Cotton Janking
when a male takes his own or someone else’s feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to f-ck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. the feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the p-n-s. […]
- cudz
shorthand for cuddles. the act of embracing another person without an expectation of s-x (though s-x is encouraged). i’ve had a rough day and i need cudz.
- shithandler
someone who handles sh-t. look at that farmer touching all that pig sh-t. what sh-thandler.