Beaver Pleaser
the act in which a male intends to please the interests of a female in heat at any and all costs, even disregarding the general commandment “bros before hoes”. beaver pleasing is a widespread problem that typically only leaves the b-st-rd committing the crime friendless and masturbating silently in their dark room on weekend nights to the depressing sound of “iris” by the goo goo dolls.
you are a beaver pleaser if you: ditch your guy friends to hang out with a girl, speak of mean things about your guy friends to a girl, tell your guy friend’s girlfriend the things he says behind her back (disrespectful or otherwise), complete a task asked of you by a girl (feminization or even defriending someone), are the person known as brock anders (huntingdon home grown or otherwise).
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