ron asking beckie can she f-ck
beckie lemme smash
- triggered happy
when a politically charged individual is enraged by anything said by an individual of opposing party or belief. “the president tweeted a word.” “noooooooo! he has codes to missiles! he’s an embarr-ssment! he should be impeached! #resist!” …. “d-mn dude… you’re a bit triggered happy.”
half man , half amazing . demigod !! one who has the power to heal and satisfy. s-xual dynamo. he’s perfect in every way , he’s a dwaynne.
- polish sqeezebox
an act involving inserting two fingers into a woman’s v-g-n- and an entire fist into the woman’s -n-s. i gave your mother the ol’ polish sqeezebox last night.
- airplane toilet failure
when you try to flush the toilet in the airplane and it malfunctions, and ends very poorly such as the suction going in reverse (blowing p–p, pee, and toilet water in your face), or the holding tank being too full that it is too heavy and the airplane falls. i was riding an airplane, and […]