bed bath and beyond

the store that sells bath and bed stuff. i have never found the beyond part.
the beyond, in bed bath and beyond is that they sell pancakes there
when a man is in the hospital and the nurse jerks him off after giving him his sponge bath.
guy 1: “so i heard you were in the hospital. how was that?”
guy 2: “it was horrible until my nurse came in to bathe me and she gave me a “bed bath and beyond”. it was awesome!
having s-x then getting a bath then what ever you want.
me and the misses had a bed bath and beyond last night.

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