Bedtime hero

if you do not have a phone or a magazine to help you m-st-rb-t-, a bedtime hero is the person you think about in order to become s-xually aroused.

ex. “d-mn man kat upton is my bedtime hero!”
ex. “d-mn man kate upton is my bedtime hero!”

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