Beelz


short for beelzebub, aka the devil or satan, according to a song by stephen lynch t-tled by the same name.
my real name is beelzebub, but you can call me beelz!
to freak out, often in a comical manner.

etymology: from baal, one of the false gods of the old testament, and from, later, beelzebub. first used as a synonym for freak out around 1980 in southwestern ontario, possibly in the area of sarnia, a border city of some 75000 people.
annie beelzed when she found out someone put too much tabasco in her chicken soup.

tammy beelzed when she found out her boy friend was cheating.
verb, intransitive. to react or act in a highly agitated manner. to freak out. n.b. the word does not always convey a negative connotation (see examples)

beelzes, beelzed, beelzing

from the old hebrew baalzabub, or other semitic etymology such as baalzebul. the rough translation of the hebrew is lord of the fly whereas the other semitic baalzebul translates as lord prince. the modern definition of the extended word beelzebub is satan, or the devil.

beelz derived from an observation that “if beelzebub showed up, you’d really beelz out!” since “beelz out” was already similar to freak out (see above), the out was dropped.

etymology of the word beelz dates to the mid 1980’s, possibly the late summer of 1987. the word is purported to have first been uttered in canada, somewhere north of detroit along lake huron. possibilities include the cities of wallaceburg, chatham, grand bend, or most likely, sarnia, the most populous of these cities.
tammy beelzed when she found out her boy friend was cheating.

annie beelzed when she won the lottery.

the cat beelzed when he smelled his favorite treat.

relax, we have plenty of gas. don’t beelz!
verb, intransitive. to react or act in a highly agitated manner. to freak out. n.b. the word does not always convey a negative connotation (see examples)

beelzes, beelzed, beelzing

from the old hebrew baalzabub, or other semitic etymology such as baalzebul. the rough translation of the hebrew is lord of the fly whereas the other semitic baalzebul translates as lord prince. the modern definition of the extended word beelzebub is satan, or the devil.

beelz derived from an observation that “if beelzebub showed up, you’d really beelz out!” since “beelz out” was already similar to freak out (see above), the out was dropped.

etymology of the word beelz dates to the mid 1980’s, possibly the late summer of 1987. the word is purported to have first been uttered in canada, somewhere north of detroit along lake huron. possibilities include the cities of wallaceburg, chatham, grand bend, or most likely, sarnia, the most populous of these cities.
tammy beelzed when she found out her boy friend was cheating.

annie beelzed when she won the lottery.

the cat beelzed when he smelled his favorite treat.

relax, we have plenty of gas. don’t beelz!

Read Also:

  • beer bat

    a beer bat is a plastic whiffle ball bat (can be bought at a walmart or another store like that…or you can steal it from a lil girl if she’s not playing with it at the time). the bottom of the bat (where you hands go) is cut off. you proceed to pour a beer […]

  • Beer-numb

    after drinking exactly the right amount of beers for your worries to disappear but before you get wasted. beer-numb = stop hazzling me bro, just relax, everythings gonna be fine!

  • beer map

    the phrase you use when you only know your way around someplace when under the influence of alcohol. squid, wheres prospect? i don’t know bro, i’m sober and i only know it on my beer map. when you can only remember how to get to a certain place when you are drunk. jon: dude where […]

  • BelleVegas

    the main downtown area of belleville illinois. particularly main street where there is a strip of music venues, bars, art galleries and theaters. i played a show out in bellevegas last weekend and scored an awesome review in the riverfront times. common name for the city of belleville, illinois. this name is mostly used among […]

  • beyond good and evil

    beyond good and evil is best thing since sliced bread. it is available for all formats so you really should buy it. it pwns you. “the elves under my house told me to buy 40 copies of beyond good and evil.” a very underrated game! everyone buy it! its an awesome game dammit =p -tony […]


Disclaimer: Beelz definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.