Beer
the reason i get up in the morning and the reason i p-ss out at night.
beer good!
jinx you owe me a beer
boomer is in a beer costume =o
inside this magnificent shiny device is beer
proof that g-d loves us and wants us to be happy.
helping white people dance since the 1600’s.
the cause of and solution to all life’s problems!
-via homer j. simpson
its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind… nothing exists without it!
– life sucks…
– here have a beer!
– life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
a magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
she had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer i didn’t even notice.
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i’m hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
what men need to function daily
its 6 a.m. d-mn it i need a beer to get going
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