bells mam
the name written and scratched around every table, wall chair, book and other surface in grimsby, cleethorpes and even america..
we love you bells mam!
the slow rising phenomenon of a huge f-cking b-tch, scrawled everywhere around the north-east of england area.
ted: wow, that’s pretty big!
dave: yeh, but it’s not as big as bells mam
ted: thats true, i stand corrected
one huge fat ugly heffer only to be seen when using uthenasia or suicide, large quant-tys of b-tter to be consumed by her
yeah what ever bell your mums still fat, she eats all the b-tter or man she is fat like “bells mam”
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