probably the best person on earth, he is most loved by his brother and sister lauren and pat.
lauren loves him so much she will by him a new phone.
ben neilson is a sick c-nt.
- tailgate warranty
when item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty. seller: i’ll drop off your new stove later . buyer: does it have […]
ceeana is one of those girls who loves to party knows what she’s doing and loves family always ready for anyone cannot be loved easily and yet spontaneous ceeana loves till there’s nothing left
- the saltshaker
the act of filling ones gaping -n-s with cocaine and then crouching above someone’s open mouth and farting “dude jordan gave me the best saltshaker last night” “oh man i love the saltshaker but it’s so hard to get cocaine” “yeah we used icing sugar instead”
n., med.: the particular speech impediment that occurs in a man as a result of working too hard for too long between his other half’s thighs, resulting in complete exhaustion of the tongue and facial muscles. john: ‘owh hi dath – howth it goin’ dave: ‘bl–dy h-ll john, that’s a terrible clisp you’ve got there […]
a kamaron is a man that is smart, silly, sweet, ocd, and all around amazing. he is a goober, but in the best way with his dad jokes, and terrible puns that can bring joy to my day and a smile to anybody’s face. he is really organized, and has a great sense of the […]