ben notelovitz = weaksauce
jack drew = hottsauce
the greatest rawk band on the planet! www.camarojuana.com dude, camarojuana kills it!
- captain crabsticks
a person who for reasons only known to himself can live for 17 years on crabsticks alone. he realy likes them jordan stop eating those cr-psticks or you’ll turn into captain crabsticks
a t-st-cl- so large, that, when rammed up woman’s -ss, causes instant death. i nearly killed my girlfriend the other day when i tried to ram my deathticle up her -ss. luckily, though, i stopped just in time.
for the win everytime charlie sheen ftwe
when something makes absolutely no sense at all it makes ‘f-ck-sense.’ “chuck norris? killed by bruce lee? that makes absolute f-ck-sense.”