bend-jon


slang word for ” defecation” “poo” or “go to the toilet”. the word originated from my mother who used it to describe her dogs going number twos. “bend” is the shape and “jon” is an english word for toiled. go figure but it’s extremely catchy.
mum took her dogs for a walk to do a bend-jon.

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