Benedict Announcer


a local sports announcer who is not biased towards the home team. in an effort to seem unbiased he praises the opposing team, often overcompensating.
mcnab won’t stop talking about how good the oilers penalty kill has been tonight, even though they’re losing. i want to hear about ‘our guys’. he’s such a benedict announcer.

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