Berch


a b-tchy nerd. someone who intensely focuses on any type of work for a period of time, disregarding everything else (including that person’s social life).
mich-lle did not go to the movies with her friends because she was being a berch.

don’t talk to me, i’m berching right now.

oh my god, she is such a berch!

let’s berch today 🙂

i berched all night and i’m just so exhausted.
berch is a slang term used to discribe young, slightly emo women, who are good only for short term s-xual pleasures. the word itself derives from the derogatory term for women b-tch.
“berches for da brets” or “check out that prize berch”.

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