Bettman


a large human sh-t. named after the nhl commish gary bettman who ruined then cancelled the 2004-2005 hockey season.

this slang is widely used in the canadian cities vancouver, edmonton, calgary, toronto, ottawa, and montreal.
wheres the cr-pper? i been holding in a bettman for aboot two hours, eh.

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