beyond blonde


1. dumber than dumb
2. dumber than a stereotypical blonde
3. no clue
4. clueless
5. unaware of surroundings
6. air head
1. man that dude can’t spell a two syllable word
2. person 1: did you hear about the world trade center, you know twin towers
beyond blonde: what! when? …oh you mean the county jail (los angeles county jail) is refered to “twin towers”
3.friend 1: “what a dumb -ss!” he went an did it anyway.

friend 2: yeah i told em too
friend 1: that m-th-f*^ka’s beyond blonde

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