a girl you can’t get because she’s so out there with bodyguards and money and more bodyguards and basically is made of gold and you’re like why
“dude why don’t you talk to emma?”
“she’s beyond my paygrade aman”
getting cucked basically
“why are you such a cuck man”
“dude she’s beyond my paygrade thats why”
- alabama ribrub
the act of dry humping m-ssive human like pillows and realizing you are forever alone. the young boy could not find love tonight, so he had himself a good alabama ribrub.
- suburban troubadour balladeer
billy joel. given his inside position and outside perspective, it is no wonder that joel’s songs have often been taken as the statements of a “suburban troubadour balladeer.”
- whipping hard
derived from the term “whippin’ it]”; to drive a vehicle (typically a car, jet ski or speed boat) in an exuberant and energetic fashion. the first widely known example of the term came from its appearance in the track “the life” (written by the singer-songwriter tinashe with support from songwriting duo alexander kronlund and lukas […]
- dock on
the act of extending ones foreskin over the end of another mans p-n-s. common among bears in australia. hey man, do you dock on? ofcourse i do, i am a cammy bear! xoxoxox
- well no dip sherlock holmes
something you tell someone who states the obvious. more school friendly. similar: no sh-t! (less school friendly). example: guy 1: hey! it’s freaking cold as heck out here! guy 2: well no dip sherlock holmes!