something you tell someone who states the obvious. more school friendly.
no sh-t! (less school friendly).
guy 1: hey! it’s freaking cold as heck out here!
guy 2: well no dip sherlock holmes!
when a woman has poor hygiene which ultimately causes a stench that comes from both her -ss and v-g-n- at the same time. i hate going to the bathroom after maggie. she leaves it smelling like dead bootyfish
- mad fap
becoming so enraged by a situation that you have to vehemently punish your genitalia and proving that you are master of the universe i just got done playing gears of war with the bros, now i gotta go mad fap
- hueves rancheros
a popular mexican dish based on huevos rancheros in which one eats a plate of eggs, sh-ts them onto a tortilla, and tops it off with salsa and cilantro. typically enjoyed on thursdays. me: how was your trip to cancun? you: it was fantastic! i had the best hueves rancheros at this four star restaurant!
- ken boned
when the media turns you into an internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you’re a flawed human being – just like everybody else. you might want to reconsider making that youtube video. if it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting ken boned.
- orange nipple
the part of some oranges where one part extends out like a nipple jimmy: hey dude this orange has an orange nipple brad: your mom has a orange nipple! jimmy: …