beyond Photoshop


when someone is so profoundly ugly that it impossible to improve their appearance using photoshop or other graphic editing software without blotting out their face.
guy #1: “dude, jeniphyr’s totally into you.”
guy #2: “ew! she’s beyond photoshop, i wouldn’t hit that if you paid me.”

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