bidet’d


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng or squirting into your partner’s b-ttocks to clean it after they have sh-t on you as an act of kindness, applauding them on their fine job
this guy last night shat on me so i bidet’d him.

wow that must have been a great sh-t.

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