bidont
when someone takes a sh-t in the bidet.
d-mn it. the other night at the party, i noticed a rather large bidont in my bidet. :/
the opposite of a bidet, a bidon’t is the act of spraying water off of your -ss and on to someone else in the shower. the best way to do this is by positioning a removable shower head between your legs and allowing the water to ricochet off your b-tt-hole (and maybe a little b-lls or gooch) and land on your shower mate. the perfect time to execute the bidon’t is when your shower mate is washing their face as their eyes are usually closed so they are unaware of the source of the water hitting their soapy face.
bonus: if you have a hairy -sshole, you can byp-ss the whole ricochet part by using your -ss-hair as a filter, allowing the stream of water to p-ss through the hairs improving the accuracy of your spray yet still achieving the “-ss water” effect.
double bonus: if a dingleberry should happen to shake loose and act as a projectile, you achieved a level of bidon’t that few live to tell about.
in a recent bidon’t accident, a man lost his life on a trip to old faithful yesterday morning.
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