Blow Jogs
a s-xual act where one person performs f-ll-t– upon another person while they are jogging on a treadmill. an alternative involves a closed course, and necessitates that the member performing said act must be wearing roller skates.
women’s/man’s name gave me an amazing blow jog last night at a bally total fitness.
blow jogs are a food that contain white bread, cheese and pepperoni. they are usually prepared in a conventional oven using a baking sheet or tray. the blow jogs are prepared much like a pizza or open face sandwich. in most cases shredded cheddar cheese is used.
guy #1 – “wife made me some blow jogs last night for dinner.”
guy #2 – “i love blow jogs!”
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