BIF
acronym for “b-tt in front”. usually -ssociated with middle, to elderly women in stretchy polyester pants which, when pulled up high enough give the illusion of their -ss actually being in the front. synonym: pumpkin c-nt
dude, my old aunt’s got a bif so big, she can rest a pepsi bottle on it.
noun – pr-nounced “biff”.
the unsightly bulge older women develop between their belly and their crotch. stands for “b-tt in front”.
see also minge pelmet.
the only thing i remember about my elementary school music teacher is her gargantuan bif.
look at the bif on that miwlf.
b-tt in front- p-ssy is so fat it looks like a b-tt in front, see f.u.p.a
d-mn that girls gotta fat b.i.f.
when some ones b–b is in your face (also can be applied to b-tt in face)
stephanie: -bends over-
camila: whoa man total bif
b-tches is f-cked
man, i so sick of all the drama from this p-ssy, bif…
a hot girl or group of girls. acronym for: b-tches i’d f-ck sideways
dude those girls over there are all bifs.
acronym for b-lls in face. when a dude is looking at something on your desk, standing so close to your face you can almost smell his crotch.
“dude you just got biffed so hard.”
“what the h-ll? junior bifs me every f-cking morning when i get in. i am almost to the point of getting a dental dam.”
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