Big Al


big lad who can talk the talk but can’t walk the walk full of sh-t
oh my god that kids a big al
6″5 powerhousing madman with a mission…. no survivors, no remorse, 5 time gold medal olympian.
big al said to fire the laser before you f-ck the sh-t
a self–ssumed name for a saucy little blond demon with man abs.
d-mn that big al over there is beasting it on the soccer field with those man abs.
a supercool guy. a hit with the ladies and no mistake. has a big c-ck and is a top deejay. hunky yet sensitive.
“i sh-gged brad pitt last night, he was no big al but he was ok”
a large furry h-m- sapien man native to the southern part of chicago with an unsationable thirst for bud lite
boy that bigal he drinks like a sailor and looks like a yeti…
a reliable, friendly and portly african american weather man who fell into some money as reparations for black slavery. also known as alton sims.
chuck taylor: oh big al seriously whats the forecast for the tri-state area?

big al: oh i don’t know chuck. why don’t we take a look at my tri-state area map, which looks a lot like my big fat -ss.
a big fat f-ck that eats his j-zz and fingers his dogs b-tthole daily.. loves to stick cuc-mbers in his -ss and suck his own d-ck
“he’s so gay he almost reaches big al level
a nickname for a person. there name can be allie or allison. they are good friend. and they will also forgive you. this nickname isn’t anything speical. you also have to be good looking if you want to be just like the real big al.
big al is a good looking kind friend.

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