big bastards

refers to extremely large br–sts. also commonly referred to as “bbs”

to understand big b-st-rd apply the following criteria:
1) br–sts must be huge. think dd as a starting point. there are specific exemptions for small framed women (see below).
2) br–sts must contrast sharply with rest of build. they must be huge relative to the size of the woman. for example, dds on a 220 lb woman do not make big b-st-rds. a cl-ss exemplar would be a 5′-6″ 120 lb woman with double ds.
3) br–sts must be visible from the back. as the big b-st-rds walk away they must be clearly visible at the sides of the rib cage.
4) br–sts may be enhanced. authentic big b-st-rds are a miracle of modern plastic surgery. occasionally natural big b-st-rds will be sighted. natural big b-st-rds are referred to as “big b-st-rd natties.”
5) big b-st-rds are rare. we have estimated that the likelihood of seeing authentic, verified by at least two cl-ss experts, big b-st-rds in southern orange county california is something between the odds of being dealt a straight flush and a royal flush in poker.
dude1: check out those big b-st-rds!
dude2: holy sh-t!
a larger than normal person
‘oi, ya big b-st-rd, put down that pie’
an exceptionally large object, idea, or more commonly, person.
“f-ck me, he’s a big bulky b-st-rd in’t he?”

“you got a mocha?”
“yeah, a big b-st-rd “