bigger than christmas
generally something of an epic proportion larger than life status.
kayla : hey jake wanna a bl-wj-b!
kiersten : well since kiersten’s not around i guess!
kayla : o wow your c-ck’s bigger than christmas!
jake : yeah i guess i’m blessed!
kayla : mmmm! mmmm! mmmmm!
jake : ahhhh! ahhhh! ahhhh!
kiersten : get your hands off my man’s d-ck before i rip you an -sshole bigger than christmas!
steve : wow jake your p-n-s is bigger than christmas! ahhhhhh! ahhhhhh! ahhhhhh!
kiersten : jake pull up your pants!
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