biggo
a fat obesse short kid
look its biggo
the iggo has landed
any person who owns a combonation of the following: poor spelling, bad typing, small p-n-s, green hemmorhoids, tongue hair, lisp, humped back. usually referred to by society as “freak”. is sometimes called by the nickname “b-tch” followed by a whistle and a throwing of a stick.
“hey look, it’s a biggo.” “come here b-tch!” -whistle- -toss stick-
probably the fattest ball of lard you could ever see walking on 2 feet. a biggo can’t see their p-n-s and never will be able to and would cause your eyes to rupture and fall out if you saw one naked. extremely short tempered and causes a f-cking earthquake when they fall over.
a biggo looks a bit like the girl on ‘willie wonka and the chocolate factory’ that puffs up like a blueberry, after she puffed up.
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