bill gates raped my cat
what you scream when your xbox 360 gets the red ring of death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.
actually its a phrase i started saying after my 2nd, yes my second f-cking xbox 360 flopped due to the rrod. i got the idea from one of those mysp-ce bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
on my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, i bet bill gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what i think of the rrod, i say 2 them, “i had it twice, it was just an excuse for bg to rape my cat.”
{dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into red ring of death mode}
dude: sh-t! my 360 froze and i got the rrod!
{while dude takes 360 back to store for warranty bill gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{dude jokes to guy at gamestop about bill gates raping his cat.}
{gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
dude: d-mnit, bill gates raped my cat! oh the horror!
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