Bill Hader


a spankin’ new cast member on sat-rday night live. he is an long-time improviser, and when performing a show at a low-budge theatre in la, he was discovered by megan mullally who p-ssed his name on to lorne michaels, hence got an auditio n for snl and triumphed because he is f-cking amazing. undoubtedly the next will ferrell. supersedes andy samberg (other new cast member this season) by-far.

ps- he’s a doll in person (see my picture with him)
bill hader coughs-xypantscough is my hero.

bill: (as al pachino) what? aughgghhh!!!!!!!
a very talented impressionist and underrated film and television actor. has appeared in almost every popular comedy movie of the last five years. currently performs on sat-rday night live. in addition to being a funny man, he is also a genuinely sweet and good-natured person.

impressions and characters from snl and required viewing include: al pacino, alan alda, julian -ssange, james mason, seth rogen, vinny vedici, nitro from laser cats, crazy carl from the meeting, and stefon from weekend update.

films include superbad, adventureland, tropic thunder, night at the museum 2, forgetting sarah marshall, hot rod, cloudy with a chance of meatb-lls, pineapple express and paul.
girl: hey man, i’ve noticed there’s this one guy who pops up in all my favourite comedies of recent years.

boy: sounds like bill hader. was he in a minor role but still managed to be incredibly funny?
girl: yeah!
boy: check him out on snl, he’s got a great pacino impression.

Read Also:

  • Scren

    a word for “food” particularly used in elgin, scotland. person 1: gan doon tae eh natural fir some aye deel scren? person: f-kn right, majic scren lyk. definitions might vary, but this term was originally the word to shout when people get in your way, or are being generally annoying. sk8er: omg this stupid scren […]

  • Womb Squatter

    in similar concept to that of a squatter: a person who settles on land/occupies property without t-tle, right, or payment of rent; a womb squatter is an unexpected and possibly unwanted pregnancy. i.e., the fetus is undesirably there and doesn’t plan on leaving on its own. it is a term that you will most likely […]

  • Cody Christensen

    grease monkey who thinks he knows everything about cars, dirtbikes, anything with a motor. very spoiled by his mother. an idiot. idiot, r-t-rd, sometimes -ssholish, cody christensen

  • lightskined

    someone who thinks they’re better than the best or just ignores you because their skin is lighter and they believe they’re more ent-tled luis: dude i got this girls number, started texting her, but she just lightskined me blake: man i told you that chick was trouble.

  • Psych

    to retract your previous statement, in an attempt to fool the person you’re talking/chatting to. also see sike. yeah, i f-cked both those model chicks…psych! a tv show about a guy named shawn who fakes being a psychic (he has a near perfect memory) to avoid going to jail and ends up working as the […]


Disclaimer: Bill Hader definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.