the surprise received when receiving an excessive phone bill. most common with the recently popular smartphones and their data intensive internet capabilities.
steve: “i got my charges for my new iphone plan the other day and suffered major bill shock!”
- lap job
verb: when a dancer grinds on you and makes you c-m in your pants during a lap dance. “you can go to candybar and get a lap job” this is generally performed by a maiden for a gentleman, however, roles may be reversed. similar to a lap dance, a woman jives on a man’s lap. […]
- la salsa
to be saucy (halfway b-tchy) typically, girls are la salsa late in the evening when they are hungry. boy: here’s your peanut m&m’s, sweetiestdarlinghoneybun girl: give ’em! boy: jesus, i’m like 3 feet away…
friend or a usual call name to a known person. ‘dude’ in english. arey bheedu, kaisa hai? (hey dude, w-ssup?)
the sudden and almost crippling fear that one’s fly is open i was walking by a group of my co-workers, when suddenly i was over-come with netherdraftophodia and had to walk away fast.
- Nade-tard moment
a nade-tard moment is in reference to call of duty. this is when a player looks around a corner for about 10 second, and thinks the coast is clear. right as he starts to pull the pin on a grenade, an emeny jumps around the corner and kills the grenadier. guy: ya, i died like […]