Biology Homework
really hard stuff that normal folk like myself cannot understand and have to read the same sentence five times to move on. everyone else is done by this point and playing volleyball on the beach like a scene from the oc.
“hey joe you wanna go out and get some chicks.”
“no..i got biology homework ….-jumps back into slave pit where he is then stoned with really heavy biology and finely sharpened no. 2 pencils.
we had to do dishes…
me and taylor had biology homework due at 11 so we couldn’t come to mugshots.
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