bionic-pretzel
when you wrap your ankles above your head and sh-t in a sock while yelling at your son about his sh-tty grades in school
mr. dale performed a “bionic-pretzel” and then sh-t a brick when he saw the poor boys’ grades…thus leaving sh-t stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter…kenchen is asian
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