Biotextrection
when you try to call someone a biotch but your smartphone autocorrects the word to biotech.
so what if we set the couch on fire? you shouldn’t be grounded! your mom is such a biotech. (text altered due to biotextrection)
snoop dogg: biotech! (text altered due to biotextrection)
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