Bitch-anus


a person who’s -n-l cavity has been so often explored that it now permanently has the demensions of a grapefruit.
you know you’re a b-tch–n-s when:
you fart and you hear a woooooooooosh
your cr-ps come out as chocolate soup rather than chocolate brownies
random objects (such as cellphones, remotes, watches, bedposts, etc…) become lost within the -n-l cavity and fall out a few days later
your sphincter no longer exists.
your r-ct-m vibrates and it’s your friend’s self phone
you don’t call hot girls back…..d-mnit

in a sentence: lindsay, you are such a b-tch–n-s. take that bed post out of your -sshole.
when a girl is being a real pr-ck to you about something you do not understand or did not know about.
god d-mn it i am going to sign offline because she is being a really b-tch -n-s
a girl(or guy if they are gay) being a reallllll -ss whole about something or another like they all doo
amber rowe i luv you but u are such a b-tch -n-s!! but dont change cause i love the way u are ,…and that -ss

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