birdtation


when a person’s speech comes out in nonsensical phrases. for comedic purposes, it is preferred that the person is just momentarily inarticulate rather than having a serious medical issue.
they laughed for hours at jake benson’s autotune remix of serene branson’s on-air meltdown but their souls were saved when it was discovered that she was not having a stroke but rather a migraine-related birdtation.

maureen: “dammie when p–poo.”
robbie: “haha, birdtation!”
anthony: “yeah, dummy. stupid dog.”
when one has a bird-tation it means they have messed up.

this is derived from serene branson’ botched news report on cbs the night of the grammys.

also could be spelled berdtation or even birtation
i had a bird-tation and spilled ketchup all over my blazer.
a word that can be used when you have lost your “train of thought” or are having a stroke while speaking.
so the grammy awards were birdtation, birdtation and yes. birdtation you birdtation!

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