birmingham goldfish
british slang term for faeces, typically left in the toilet. this may remain because it refuses to flush (see: floater) or because the owner didn’t flush the chain.
john: ok, guys, there’s a birmingham goldfish in the toilet. flush after yourself!
james: sorry… i tried, but it wouldn’t go
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